i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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