you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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