i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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