He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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