stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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