Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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