Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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