PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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