This is not my ceiling
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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