hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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