Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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