As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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