One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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