Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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