Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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