I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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