Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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