I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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