I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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