like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I could fuck to npr.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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