I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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