He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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