Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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