Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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