great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Holy sore nipples Batman
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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