I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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