My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
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