omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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