please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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