Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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