just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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