its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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