Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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