From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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