is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one two three fourrrrnication!
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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