I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I smell like Dick and happiness
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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