They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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