on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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