If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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