I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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