you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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