if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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