I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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