I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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