Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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