does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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