She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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