make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I didn't notice because vodka
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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