i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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