Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
