It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.