He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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