Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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