sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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